There is nothing quite like a great joke.
I was recently told one of the funniest jokes I have ever heard.
It was so much fun sharing it with those close to me - well at least those who could handle a little crudeness.
The shared laughter was Bliss.
So, off the back of this experience, I am inspired to share a joke of different kind - a Cosmic Joke.
The recent life event I am about to share really made me chuckle, and many of you may appreciate it too.
As most of you probably know, I have been working on a new Theory of Everything for many years.
I have had countless waves of inspiration and insights, which often left me in my nutty professor state for long periods of time.
I would often fill my four whiteboards, and created countless files on my computer every single day.
This was definitely the case over the last 15 months, where it was more than ever before.
One inspiration after another led to me having continuous breakthroughs, and I felt it was All coming to an end.
Before I get to the point, I fully realise what I am about to say will sound completely delusional to nearly everyone.
A few days ago, literally EVERYTHING came together!
And I mean, EVERYTHING!
The challenge was to create a new THEORY OF EVERYTHING, and I did just that.
I have now worked out the exact maths and physics for EVERYTHING in the entire Creation.
It maps and scales EVERYTHING, from the substrate of Consciousness itself, to everything in all worlds, in all dimensions and in all Universes.
It includes every reaction and interaction within and between every Form or Being - that has ever existed, is existing, or will ever exist.
Yes. I know it sounds utterly ridiculous, but it is True.
However, I am not sharing this with you to impress you, or make myself sound smart or special.
In fact, where I am going with this is the complete opposite.
I am only sharing this with you for the laugh.
This project has been developing in my mind since 1991, but it became the dominant force in my thoughts in 2004.
I have spent countless hours studying everything I could find - on nearly every topic.
Again, it was my Theory of EVERYTHING.
The way my brain works, enabled me to naturally put everything together like a jigsaw puzzle as I went.
However, it seemed there wasn't anyone researching the exact things I was, or with the intent of actually explaining EVERYTHING.
This is why I always did my own thing.
Then a few months ago, I crossed a threshold within consciousness where it seemed impossible for anyone to keep up with me.
It became apparent that there was perhaps no one who would have the time or the interest to go into the full depth and extent of everything I have put together.
I did reach out to several people along the way, but like so many others before me, it all fell on deaf ears or was met with overinflated amounts of scepticism, or arrogantly dismissed by intellectual snobs.
This was extremely disappointing at the time, but now I realise that this was, what I call, my ‘best worst outcome’.
There are few close friends with whom I had the opportunity to share some of the key points, and who can vouch for me.
However, as I am about to share with you - any need for validation etc. will be totally unnecessary.
I obviously didn’t do what I have done alone.
I have had help from many Beings and Forms, in and beyond this dimension and world.
Yes, the multidimensional Nature of Consciousness is all part of my model.
There has been the Ngangkari, who are the indigenous spirits and have been present with me for nearly 40 years.
There are the nine masters I spent time with in the physical form while in India, and in many other realms.
Though one of the biggest influences was my exploration into all the energies and properties of plants and foods, which started in 1986.
I have had an extremely intense relationship with many of the traditional plant medicines over the last 10 years.
It has been especially fun being in The Flow during and after the plant medicines.
It was my experience with a particular plant medicine that facilitated this Cosmic Joke.
I have been taking this medicine for about 7 months, and in doing so, it took everything I had done to a whole new level.
The last few months have been FULL of intense journeying, meditation, 'going cosmic' etc. etc.
It was impossible to keep up with the flood of inspiration and constant downloads.
It was astounding yet daunting, and at the same time, incredibly fun and interesting.
The moment came when I finally finished creating the entire model.
Then something totally unexpected happened in the next instant!
The Universe delivered its punchline.
I completely lost ALL interest in the subject!
My entire Life's work just ended - like the closing of a book upon finishing.
It was like doing up one BIG zipper!
When it gets to the top, there is nowhere else to go.
The jigsaw puzzle was complete - the image on the cover of the box had been recreated.
Every piece fitted perfectly, like as above, so shall it be below.
I am laughing as I write this.
How hilarious is it?
I now have absolutely no desire to continue researching anything related to what I have done all this time.
Nor do I have any desire or intention whatsoever to share what I have done.
None!
I live by a code where Life is ALL or NOTHING!
And my Life returned to the Void containing what I call. ‘The EVERYTHINGNESS’.
And now the kookaburras are laughing too!
I have closed all the files on my computer, and I am about to clean off my whiteboard.
I have to admit that I never saw this complete shift in my consciousness coming.
Though in hindsight, it was obviously going to happen, and I am beyond happy it did.
I also don't fully understand exactly what happened, and don't even care to know.
It was time to put all the jigsaw pieces back in the box, ready for the next person.
I shared this experience with a friend and they were completely perplexed.
All I could say was that when people are immersed in studying a form of art, they can do so for many lifetimes and know everything there is to know about the art pieces.
However, knowing the art is not the same as meeting the artist and getting to know them.
I have completed my art piece in the form of my Theory of Everything.
However, unless those who would study my material have focussed on meeting the Source of Everything first, then literally NOTHING I have to share is worth their time or attention.
It would be nothing more than a very BIG distraction away from people finding and getting to know the Source of their EVERYTHING.
Understanding EVERYTHING within Creation, does not serve One to Know the Creator.
LIFE is literally All about BE-ING Here, Now.
EVERYTHING is within us All.
Everything is a gift within the Present.
By Nature, everything that can happen, does happen and will happen within Creation.
Literally EVERYTHING eventually plays out.
There are only the different perspectives we each have of this Divine Experience.
There is never actually anything personal or incredible unfolding, or anything special happening.
Everything is just what it is, for where it is at, in every moment.
Eventually, everyone will experience the Truth, and realise that it All goes without saying - and can never be spoken into existence.
So, I am probably not going to continue writing all the books I had planned.
The idea of writing some of them, at this stage, almost seems ludicrous.
There is no point feeding into the false belief that information and knowledge creates Awareness.
However, True Knowledge will naturally facilitate growth and the development of Awareness - but only when there is a Top-down perspective and approach.
Humanity has lost the Top-down connection, so easily falls into all the traps of society - including the pursuit of more and more knowledge.
This resulting information overload only perpetuates the illusions and delusions in this world - especially the endless process of becoming, instead of just BEING.
This prevents humanity’s conscious expansion into EVERYTHING beyond this world, and beyond the Omniverse.
And it was at this point that my whole Theory of Everything reached its end, then disappeared…
Once again, returning to the zero point - prior to Consciousness itself.
EVERYTHING that is prior to Consciousness is holographically manifesting as One BIG Game, Puzzle, Play etc., inevitably evolving towards a point where the ultimate Truth is revealed.
And until we awaken to that Truth, being EVERYTHING is the manifestation of Divine LOVE, the joke is on us.
No amount of information, maths, physics, models etc. will ever help you truly connect with, or BE the embodiment of, that LOVE.
Only then will you be able to Unconditionally LOVE everything, everything, everyone, everywhere in every time, exactly as the Divine Created everything.
The journey to that experience requires you to go inwards, and ultimately, you can only do it alone.
You may get some guidance and support along the way, but it will only truly serving you if it is directing you inwards to The Source of Everything.
It is only once you arrive at this destination that the Real Fun begins.
So, I will leave you with a saying, but will add a little twist…
"At the end of something, or EVERYTHING, is the beginning of something, and EVERYTHING, else!"
Love and Light to All… and EVERYTHING
Brian Gerard Schaefer :)
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Brian Gerard Schaefer is an author and a self-educated wholistic natural therapist, specialising in kinesiology, myopractic, spiritual counselling, diet and nutrition. He presents seminars and workshops on healing, kinesiology, meditation and personal development.
